Greenwood Responds to criticism

Greenwood FC manager – Guy “World Class” Greenwood – responded this morning to claims that he was a chicken.
“I am not a chicken” he said.
“Further more, I am looking forward to a rematch with that lowlife scum team – Lord united. They were lucky to scrape the goals that they did score. If Greenwood FC hadn’t eased up a bit towards then end – the scores would have been well different.”

He also went on to say that the refusal to a rematch this morning was due to the team recovering from one too many shandys during the post match celebrations last night. “The team should be fit later on, but if we lose today, then that’s the reason why”.